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Real Programmers Don't Write In BASIC. Actually No Programmers Write In BASIC After The Age Of Twelve.
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Real programmers don't write in BASIC. Actually no programmers write in
BASIC after the age of twelve.
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Real programmers don't write in BASIC. Actually, no programmers write in BASIC after reaching puberty.
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BASIC programmers GOTO it.
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Real programmers don't write in COBOL. COBOL is for wimpy applications programmers.
Basic: Language of choice by non-programmers.
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