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• PASCAL programmers are better structured.
• Pascal programmers do it with indentations.
• PASCAL programmers REPEAT it.
• PASCAL programmers are blind - they do not "C"!
• Pascal programmers do it in variant ways.
• If not Pascal or Modula2 your program is WIRTHless.
• If you didn't program it in PASCAL it's WIRTHless.
• Real Programmer n. [indirectly, from the book "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche"] A particular sub-variety of hacke
  one possessed of a flippant attitude toward complexity that is arrogant even when justified by experience....
• Real programmers don't write in PASCAL, or BLISS, or ADA, or any of these pinky computer science languages.
  Strong typing is for people with weak memories....