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Real Programmers Don't Use Fortran. Fortran Is For Wimpy Engineers Who Wear White Socks, Pipe Stress Freaks, And Crystallography Weenies.
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Real programmers don't use Fortran. Fortran is for wimpy engineers who
wear white socks, pipe stress freaks, and crystallography weenies. They
get excited over finite state analysis and nuclear reactor simulation.
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Real programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies.
FORTRAN is for wimp engineers who wear white socks....
Real Programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies.
FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies.
Real Programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.
FORTRAN programmers do it with SOAP.
FORTRAN programmers just DO it.
