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• Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
  ) -- Larry Wall in <8571@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>...
• Real programmers don't write applications programs, they program right down to the BARE METAL.
  Applications programming is for feebs who can't do systems programming....
• Real programmers don't write in COBOL. COBOL is for COmmon Business Oriented Laymen who can run neither a buiness or a real program.
• REAL programmers write self-modifying code.
• Real Programmer n. [indirectly, from the book "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche"] A particular sub-variety of hacke
  one possessed of a flippant attitude toward complexity that is arrogant even when justified by experience....
• Real programmers don't write in RPG. RPG is for gum-chewing dimwits who maintain ancient payroll programs.
• Real programmers never deliver programs on Wednesdays.
  Real programmers never deliver programs on the first day of any month....
• Natural language == Lisp without parenthesi
• Real programmers don't write in APL, unless the whole program can be written in one line.