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Annoy your roommate, Spill a lot of beer on his/her bed. Swim.
Annoy Yourself: Ask a politician what time it is!
Annual drug deaths: tobacco: 395,000, alcohol: 125,000, 'legal' drug
38,000, illegal drug overdoses: 5,200, marijuana: 0....
Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen six, result happiness.
Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery....
Annual shots will protect FIDO from Disease !
An oak is not feel'd at one chop. -- Proverb
An Oak Park, Illinois, ordinance forbids frying more than one hundred doughnuts in a single day.
An oath is a recognizance to heaven, binding us over in the courts above, to plead to the indictment of our crimes, that those who 'scape this world should suffer there.
-- Sothe...
A Nobel Peace Prize? I'd kill for one of those.
An object at rest will always be in the wrong place. -- David Gerrold

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