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An optimist is one who thinks that Schrodinger's cat is half alive.
An optimist is someone who believes that the secret of eternal life will be discovered before they die.
A pessimist is someone who believes it will be discovered before Greg Evans does....
An optimist laughs to forget... a pessimist forgets to la
An optimist may see a light where there is none, but why must the pessimist always run to blow it out?
-- Michel De Saint-Pierre...
An optimist -- Someone who hasn't been given all the facts yet.
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in.
A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves....
An orange a day keeps the NEA at bay.
An order that can be misunderstood will be misunderstood. -- Army Axiom
An ordinance on the books in Flowery Branch, Georgia, read
"Be it ordained, and it is hereby ordained, by the Mayor and Council of the Town ....
An organization dries up if you don't challenge it with growth.
-- Mark Shepherd, former President and CEO of Texas Instrume...

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