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An old car that served you so well will continue to serve you until you have just put four new tires under it and then will fall apart.
-- Erma Bombeck...
An old cloak makes a new jerkin. -- Age-old English Proverb
An old dog slowly being forced to learn new tricks.
An old doting fool, with one foot already in the grave.
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Of the Training of Childre...
An "old earth saying" is brought up - drink!
An older couple are in bed one night, and the woman wakes up and says, "Sam, get up and close the window.
It's cold outside." The fellow just keeps right on snoring. A little while later, she nudge...
An older lady is mugged and having no cash on hand she asks her attacker if he will take a check.
The mugger agrees, so she calmly asks who she should make the check out to....
An older person or a teenager can look at this (rock videos) and see the humor in it, but an eight- or ten-year-old isn't anesthetized yet.
-- Tipper Gore, Washington Wife...
An older student came to Otis and said, "I have been to see a great number of teachers and I have given up a great number of pleasures.
I have fasted, been celibate and stayed awake nights seeking ...
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
-- Jim Hayes, Los Angeles Times, June 9, 1994, pt.E, p.2...

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