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• Panama driving: At all costs, don't spill your beer.
• Q: How do you tell that your roommate's gay? A: When his cock tastes like shit.
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  How so?" inquired her roommate. "When he waves his magic wand at me, all my inhibitions disappear....
• Annoy a liberal: Ask him/her/it to be truthful.
• Don't worry so loud, your roommate can't think.
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