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A nod--that's like a very hip nap. -- Del Close
An OEM item will work only long enough to pass incoming inspection.
-- Klipstein's Seventh Law of Productio...
An officer in the US Civil War was inspecting his troops while enemy snipers were active.
When warned to be careful, he said: Are you kidding?...
An official is always an official and always has a wild unquestioning belief in written reports.
An "offsides" does NOT mean that a Russian player has just defected!
Ano-fossal ambiguity (can't tell his ass from a hole in the ground).
An Oilers fan since the days they played outdoo
ANOINT, v.t. To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.
As sovereigns are anointed by the priesthood, So pigs to lead the populace are greased good....
A noisy exhaust to some almost amounts to a mating call.
An Oklahoma law says that the driver of "any vehicle involved in an accident resulting in death .
.. shall immediately stop ... and give his name and address to the person struck....

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