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• Women in Joliet, Illinois, can be jailed for trying on more than six dresses in one store.
• One lawyer can steal more than a hundred men with guns. -- The Godfathe
• One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. -- George Herbe
• One hundred women are not worth a single testicle. -- Confuciu
• A Los Angeles ordinance forbids a person to have a hippopotamus in his possession.
• One enemy can harm you more than a hundred friends can do you good. German Proverb
• When Stanley Park first opened, it was the largest, most heavily used park in town.
  It is still the largest park, but it is no longer heavily used....
• One fact is better than one hundred apologies.
• You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute.
  You are avenged fourteen hundred and forty times a day....