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An operating system is considered to have "crashed" when it halts itself without being asked to.
The reason for the halt is often unknown. -- Sperry 5000 Operators Guide...
An oppressed people are authorized whenever they can to rise and breaktheir fetters.
-- Henry Clay (1777-1852) American Statesman -- Speech, House of representatives, March 4, 1818...
An optimist invented an airplane; a pessimist a parachute
An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb will not have a hydrant beside it.
An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed. -- Kin Hubbard
An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. -- Ring Lardne
An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience -- Donald R.
Perry Marquis, "archy and mehitabel", 1927...
An optimist is a man who looks forward to marriage. A pessimist is a married optimist.
An optimist is a person who goes to the window every morning and says, "Good morning, God!
The pessimist goes to the window every morning and says, "Good god, morning!...
An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight.
. . The truly wise person is colorblind. -- Albert Schweitze...

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