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Miscellaneous Collections

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Annoy a liberal: Ask him/her/it to be truthful.
Annoy a Republican: Remind them of the Reagan/Bush record!
Annoyed to be left unarmed in such an obviously dangerous neighborhood, the thief slips off into the shadows.
Annoying flute music in background:) Good day, Jim.
Your contact, Linda, is not available right now....
Annoying radio announcer's voice:) Congratulations!
You have reached 555-1234, perhaps one of the most obnoxious answering machine messages in the greater Seattle area!...
Annoy Limbaugh: Remind him the US is not a "Christian" country!
Annoy the IRD: Fill out your tax form using hexadecimal
Annoy the liberal media: think for yourself.
Annoy the liberals - listen to Rush!
Annoy your roommate, Skip to the bathroom.

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