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• Rumour has it that Larry Wall, author of readnews, is a finalist in the race for the Nobel Peace Prize for his invention of the kill file.
• You will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize--posthumously.
• Nobel Prize Cannibals: Laurie Ate
• Marge: "101 Frozen Pops." [turns the page] A Nobel Prize Winner!
  An NBA All-Star! Ooh, one of the Sweathogs....
• I THINK THEY SHOULD CONTINUE the policy of not giving a Nobel Prize for paneling.
  -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988....
• I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...