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An old Jewish man reads about Einstein's theory of relativity in the newspaper and asks his scientist grandson to explain it to him.
"Well, zayda, it's sort of like this. Einstein says that if you'...
An old lady sold her house and lot. The house was pretty deteriorated.
"They're going to tear it down and put in a modulator," she said. (she meant a modular house)....
An old leather bag, bulging with coins, is here.
An old man, broken with the storms of state, Is come to lay his weary bones among ye
Give him a little earth for charity! -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry VIII -- Act iv, Sc....
An old man lost all his money. Seventy years old, hasn't got a dime.
Who does he blame? His wife. He says, "If you were a good wife, you'd go out and work for me....
An old puzzle asks how a barometer can be used to measure the height of a building.
An old spinster was asked what she liked most in men.
"Appearance," she replied "and the sooner the better"....
An old stud took his young filly to a barn dance and she gave him the old stall after he made a pitch for the loft.
An old timer is one who remembers the time when street people were city sanitation workers.
An Oneida, Tennessee, ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song, "It Ain't Goin' to Rain No Mo'.

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