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Pedants rule, Ok - or, more accurately, exhibit certain of the trappings of traditional leadership.
Pedestrian: A guy who is sure there is still gas in the tank when the gauge points to "Empty".
-- "Laughs Unlimited...
PEDESTRIAN, n. The variable (an audible) part of the roadway for an automobile.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Pedestrian: Someone who found a place to park...
Pedestrian: The most approachable chap in the world.
Pediatricians do it with children.
PEDIGREE, n. The known part of the route from an arboreal ancestor with a swim bladder to an urban descendant with a cigarette.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
PED 'X'ING: 100 POINTS IF THEY BOUNCE, 500 IF THEY BOUNCE TWICE
peek: n.,vt. (and {poke}) The commands in most microcomputer BASICs for directly accessing memory contents at an absolute addre
often extended to mean the corresponding constructs in any ...
Peeping through my keyhold I see within the range of only about 30 percent of the light that comes from the su
he rest is infrared and some little untraviolet, perfectly apparent to many animals, b...

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