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pencil and paper: n. An archaic information storage and transmission device that works by depositing smears of graphite on bleached wood pulp.
More recent developments in paper-based techno...
Pencil cursors are for user-interface weenies. -- Rob MacLachla
Penetration under the bed. He loses his property and his ax Perseverance brings misfortune.
Penguins: Pennsylvania's only hope for a Stanley Cup.
Penguins!, Underwater Penguins!, with SCUBA Gear!
Penguin: the headwaiter of the Antarctic.
Penguin Trivia #46: Animals who are not penguins can only wish they were.
-- Chicago Reader 10/15/82...
Penis: A fibrous muscle often found in women.
PENITENT, adj. Undergoing or awaiting punishment. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
Penny: a dollar with all the taxes taken out.
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