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Pearson & Presley in '92. Vote Often!!
Peasant : Well, she turned me into a newt! Bevidere
(skeptically): A newt? Peasant : (pause, then sheepishly)...
PEBKAC: Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair...
Pecan Sandies, health food of the gods!
Peckish, sir?
Peculiar. It doesn't smell at all unusual.
Peculiar. Nothing unexpected happens.
Pedaeration, n.: The perfect body heat achieved by having one leg under the sheet and one hanging off the edge of the bed.
-- Rich Hall, Snigle...
Pedal to the Metal
Pedantry crams our heads with learned lumber, and takes out our brains to make room for it.
-- Colto...

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