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Pegasus : Horny and Hung Like a Horse.
PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKET BALLS to feed the babies in VERMONT. -- Zippy the Pinhead
Peg: "Is that money in your pants, Al, or are you just.
..well, let's face it, we both know it's money....
Peg, leave me alone! Don't you see I'm trying to have sex!
Peg: " What's up with men who have to look at other women when they have us at home?
Al: " Well, sometimes when you drive a Dodge you want to close your eyes and dream it's a Ferrari....
PEHC: Punch Extra Holes in Card
Pelicans have switched from sardines to herring. The reason is obvious.
The smaller fish just didn't fill the bill! (Oh, I am sorry, really!)...
Pelorat sighed. "I will never understand people.
"There's nothing to it. All you have to do is take a close look at yourself and you will understand everyone else....
Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself.
-- President Jimmy Carter, Message to Congress, August 2, 1977...
Penalty - 2 minutes for Cross Dressing -- Hockey can be like Sex

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