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Penny for your thoughts? SURE, Do I get Change?
Penny saved is a penny got. -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- The Miser, Act iii, Sc. 12
Penny wise, pound foolish.
-- Robert Burton (1577-1640) -- Anatomy of Melancholy, Democritus to the Reade...
Pentagon Press Release: Colonel O'Truth and Lotta Lies.
Penthouse Magazine says Jimmy Swaggart hates Catholics.
He does not. He does hate what he thinks Catholics are, but there are not any of these around....
Pentium - for those who've never heard of K.I.S.S.
Pentium: Intel's version of the 586.
Pentium - It's a computer chip AND a space heater!
Pentium Problem: Every time I turn it on, I burn it up, and burn it out.
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.

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