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• Pedestrian: A guy who is sure there is still gas in the tank when the gauge points to "Empty".
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• A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. The guy was all over the place.
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• I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
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• I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
  -- Steven Wrigh...