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• Gimme, a match, I think my gas tank is empty.
• Baby In the Gas Tank -- By Who Pumped Ethel
• In my car, I can drive 200 miles and the gas gauge stays on full.
  Just 20 feet after that 200 mile mark, and the gauge drops dead and falls to near empty. Why?...
• Optimist: A male who thinks she won't try. -- "Laughs Unlimited
• Sunbathing: A fry in the ointment. -- "Laughs Unlimited
• Minuteman: A fellow who can make it to the refrigerator and back with a sandwich while the commercial is on television.
  -- "Laughs Unlimited...
• Parents: People who bear infants, bore teenagers, and board newlyweds. -- "Laughs Unlimited
• Reckless Driver: A motorist who passes you on the highway in spite of all you do to prevent it.
  -- "Laughs Unlimited...
• Tactless Person: Someone who says what everyone else is thinking. -- "Laughs Unlimited