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Pentiums: small appliance replacements for the next century.
peon: n. A person with no special ({root} or {wheel}) privileges on a computer system.
I can't create an account on *foovax* for you...
People all wrapped up in themselves make small packages.
People always get tired of one another. I grow tired of myself whenever I am left alone for ten minutes, and I am certain that I am fonder of myself than anyone else can be of another person.
-- Geo...
People always get what they ask for; the only trouble is that they never know, until they get it, what it actually is that they have asked for.
-- Aldous Huxley...
People always remember the last mistake you made.
People always turn away from the eyes of a stranger.
People are always available for work in the past tense. -- Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labou
People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are.
I do not believe in circumstances....
People are always talking about tradition, but they forget we have a tradition of a few hundred years of nonsense and stupidity, that there is a tradition of idiocy, incompetence and crudity.
-- Hugo...

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