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People are beginning to notice you. Try dressing before you leave the house.
People are blinky.
People are boring. Computers are fun.
People are dying that never died before.
People are either born hosts or born guests. -- Max Beerbohm
People are funny. Tell them there is 400k of space left on a disk and they will believe you.
Put a sign saying "WET PAINT" on a door and they will have to make a personal investigation....
People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's in water.
Then it comes out into water. I guess it probably would be less traumatic for the baby, but c...
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges. -- Joseph Newto
People are more easily led than driven. -- David Harold Fink

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