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PEOPLE are more fun than Anybody!
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
People are much more willing to lend you books than bookcases. -- Mark Twai
People are never so ready to believe you as when you say things in dispraise of yourself
and you are never so much annoyed as when they take you at your word....
People are now taking shotguns to UFO sightings. Kinda brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'You ain't from 'round here, are ya?
'" -- Bill Hick...
People are only heroes when they can't do anything else. -- Paul Claudel
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
-- Duncan Bailey...
People are still having sex.
People are strange. -- The Doo
People are strange when you're a stranger.

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