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Never trust an automatic pistol or a D.A.'s deal. -- John Dillinge
Never trust a neuro-micro surgeon whose favorite and most often repeated expression is "Whoops!
Never trust an operating system.
Never trust another sorcerer' is a saying unfortunately all too common among magical practitioners.
Never trust a nun with a gun.
Never trust anybody who says "trust me." Except just this once, of course.
-- John Varley, Steel Beach...
Never trust anybody whose arm is bigger than your leg.
Never trust anyone over thirty. -- Jerry Rubi
Never trust anyone who places your well being over their own. -- Advice of Zek.
Never trust anyone who says money is no object.
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