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Never wear a suit costing less than two hundred clams. -- "Legs" Diamond (to Larry Adler)
Never Wear Battery-Powered Clothing to a Formal Event.
Never whistle while you FTP. -- Jalb
Never Whistle While You Pee. -- Hagbard Celine
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.
-- Josh Billing...
Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's supposed to do.
-- Robert A. Heinlei...
Never write a letter when you are angry. -- Chinese Proverb
Never write it in C if you can do it in `awk'. (*) Never do it in `awk' if `sed' can handle it.
(*) Never use `sed' when `tr' can do the job. (*)...
Never write software that anthropomorphizes the machine.
Never write software that patronizes the user.
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