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Never Trust A Nun With A Gun.
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Never trust a nun with a gun.
Related:
Never trust a man who praises compassion while pointing a gun at you. -- Eric S. Raymond
Never give a gun to ducks.
Never trust an operating system.
Never trust a skinny cook.
Never trust a smiling cat.
Never trust a person who says, "Trust Me"....
Never, under any circumstances, be left alone with a cross-eyed nun with a bullwhip in one hand and a bottle of Gin in the other.
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Never, EVER trust a draft dodger....
