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Never try to explain computers to a layman. It's easier to explain sex to a virgin.
-- Robert Heinlei...
Never try to explain your hacks to a theoretician - he may understand them better than you do.
-- Dean Daniels, 3/27/83...
Never try to get your pecker sucked in France. -- Frank Zappa, lyrics to "Down in France
Never try to guess your wife's size. Just buy her anything marked `petite' and hold on to the receipt.
Never try to keep up with the Joneses, drag them down to your own level.
It is eversomuch cheaper. -- Quentin Crisp...
Never try to keep up with the Joneses; they might be newlyweds.
Never try to make anyone like you: you know, and God knows, that one of you is enough.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerso...
Never try to out-stubborn a cat. -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love
Never try to out-stubborn THREE pampered Pomeranians!
Never try to put on your pullover sweater if you are chewing bubble gum.

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