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Never undo what can't be undone.
Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. -- Johnny Carso
Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do. -- Writing Rule 40
Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit by a nuclear bomb
use the stairs. -- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
Never use a tool that's more intelligent than you are.
Never use a wand of death.
Never use "etc." -- it makes people think there is more where there is not or that there is not space to list it all, etc.
Never use intuition. -- Omar Bradley
Never use one word when a dozen will suffice. -- Paul Herbig
Never use that totally cool, radically groovy out-of-date slang.
-- Grammar rules for the unenlightened...

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