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Never trust anyone who uses "party" as verb.
Never trust anyone who volunteers to assume authority.
Never trust anything that can bleed for 5 days & not die.
Never trust anything you read in a travel article.
Never trust a person who says, "Trust Me"....
Never trust a pit bull named "Fluffy.
Never trust a preacher with more than 2 suits. -- Lenny Bruce
Never trust a proctologist who can palm a basketball.
Never trust a random generator in magic fields.
Never trust a skinny cook.
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