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• Kill your parents. -- Jerry Rubi
• Never trust anyone who places your well being over their own. -- Advice of Zek.
• Never trust anyone who volunteers to assume authority.
• Never trust anyone who says money is no object.
• Never trust anyone who uses "party" as verb.
• What? You don't trust me? Why, only last week I patched a running VMS system and it survived for over thirty seconds.
  Oh, well....
• Thank you! And remember, don't trust anyone over 30!
  And now, Peter Frampton! -- Homer, after his number, "Homerpalooza...
• You should never trust anyone who listens to Mahler before they're forty. -- Clive Jame