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Never trust a computer you can't lift. -- Stan Masor [Intel Corp.]
Never trust a computer you can't repair yourself.
Never trust a computer you can't throw out the window. -- S. Hu
Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
Never trust a grapefruit. -- Solomon Sho
Never trust a Hippy -- Gentleman Geoff
Never trust a man who can count to 1,023 on his fingers.
Never trust a man who is Dr. Jekyll to those above him and Mr.
Hyde to those below him. -- Charles Browe...
Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody - you for instance.
Never trust a man with short legs--brain's too near their bottoms. -- Noel Coward
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