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Never use your best weapon to engrave a curse.
Never use your thumb for a rule. You'll either hit it with a hammer or get a splinter in it.
-- Uncle Ed's Rule of Thumb...
Never utilise a sesquipedalien word when an intuitive diminutive will suffice.
Never violate the Prime Directory! C
Never volunteer--they'll send you to earth
Never vomit on a door mat.
Never walk if you can drive; and of two cigars, always choose the longest and strongest.
-- Austen Chamberlai...
Never was a patriot yet, but was a fool. -- John Dryden (1631-1700)
Never wear a hat that has more character than you do.
Never wear anything that panics the cat. -- P. J. O'Rourke
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