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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Never try to walk across a river just because it has an average depth of four feet.
-- Martin Friedma...
Never turn your back on a monster.
Never, under any circumstances, be left alone with a cross-eyed nun with a bullwhip in one hand and a bottle of Gin in the other.
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Never, under any circumstances, say "Never.
Never underestimate a man who overestimates himself. -- Franklin D. Roosevel
Never underestimate a woman.
Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes.
-- Dr. Warren Jackson, Director, UTCS...
Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.
-- Andrew Tannenbaum...
Never underestimate the importance of a cheap laugh. -- Plucky Duck
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