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Never yell THEATRE in a crowded fire.
NEW ALLIED WEAPONRY - BVM - now installed in all troop-transport planes, the BVM (Burger Vending Machine) now features the new IraqiBurger for only $
1.45; it helps our forces feel...
NEW ALLIED WEAPONRY - FBT - Fucking-big tank.
NEW ALLIED WEAPONRY - The SKM - Shit-Kicker Missile.
When this baby hits them Iraqis, the shit really hits the fan!...
NEW ALLIED WEAPONRY - TXjet - Specially developed fighter/bomber for use by Texan pilots.
It has an enlarged cockpit to cope with their hats....
New and stirring things are belittled because if they are not belittled, the humiliating question arises, 'Why then are you not taking part in them?
'" -- Herbert George Wells (1866-1946)...
NEWARK has been REZONED!! DES MOINES has been REZONED!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
New Attraction!!! Dulce Level 8
ewbie: /n[y]oo'bee/ n. [orig. from British public-school and military slang variant of `new boy'] A USENET neophyte.
This term surfaced in the {newsgroup} talk.bizarre but is now in wide u...

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