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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never play peek-a-boo with a child on a long plane trip.
There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!...
Never play poker with the Scarborough Bluffs.
Never practice saying 'revelant'!
Never praise a sister to a sister in the hope of your compliments reaching the proper ears.
-- Rudyard Kipling...
Never praise your cider or your horse. -- Ben Frankli
Never program and drink beer at the same time. -- Woltman's Law
Never promise more than you can perform. -- Publius Syrus (42 BC) -- Maxim 528
Never promise to complete any project within six months of the end of the year -- in either direction.
-- Augustine's Law Number XXXIX -- Norman R. Augustine, President and CEO, Martin Marietta...
Never purchase anything with a handle on it - it means work.

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