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Never speculate on that which can be. -- De Nevers' Lost Law
Never stand begging for what you have the power to earn. -- Miguel de Cervante
Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant!
Never stand near a sneezing dragon.
Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
-- Murphy's Military Laws, #23...
Never stare directly into the sun. Modern science has proven that the eye is like a lens, and looking directly into the sun will burn little holes in the back of your head, so never stare at the sun.
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Never start a game of Monopoly, if you smell smoke! -- Confucius Say
Never steal anything so small that you'll have to go to an unpleasant city jail for it instead of a minimum-security federal tennis prison.
-- P. J. O'Rourke...
Never steal more than you actually need, for the possession of surplus money leads to extravagance, foppish attire, frivolous thought.
-- Dalton Trumbo...

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