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• Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. -- Murphy's Forty-Fourth Law
• If I can't play poker, what is the point?
• You must play poker, Commander. Poker? That a game of some sort?
  -- Dr. Mendoza and Riker, "The Price", stardate 43385.6...
• Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
• Moe: Wanna play poker tonight? Joe: I can't. It's the kids' night out.
  Moe: So? Joe: I gotta stay home with the nurse....
• Never ask a bard to play the banjo.
• Never play pool with anyone named "Fats".
• Liquor in the front. Poker in the rear.