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Never sit on a tack. -- Useless advice #986
Never slap a man who chews tobacco. -- Willard Sco
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. -- Hartley's Second Law
Never sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own.
Never smell a cod piece close up.
Never smile at a crocodile. -- Survival Tip #1
Never smirk at the judge.
Never sound excited. Imagine yourself at a dinner table back in the United States with the local editor, a banker, and a professor talking over coffee.
You try to tell what it was like, while the ma...
Never speak ill of yourself; your friends will always say enough on that subject.
Never speak to a man wearing leather trousers. -- Tommy Nutte
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