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Never say you know someone until you have divided an inheritance with him.
Never sell a bear skin before catching the bear.
Never sell your hens on a wet day.
Never send a letter requesting information to an editor unless you expect to receive a prolix letter in return.
-- Robert Cook...
Never send a man to do a horse's job. -- "Mr. Ed
Never send a MAN to do a WOMAN'S work! Why do you think I CAME here?
"Not for the good of my ego, that was for damn sure." -- John Gaunt, aka GRIMJACK...
Never send a monster to do the work of an evil scientist.
Never send tapes to rock stars (see "Right Now").
Never serve oysters during a month that has no paycheck. -- P. J. O'Rourke
Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame thrower.

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