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Never put all your megs in one basket.
Never put anything on paper ... and never trust a man with a small black mustache.
-- P. G. Wodehouse...
Never put a question mark where god puts a period.
Never put a razor inside your nose--even as a joke. -- Jake Johanse
Never put a semicolon before an else.
Never put a spiteful cat in a clean house with healthy plants.
Never put great value in what you are not, and do not put little value in what you are.
Never put more than two waves in a picture; it's fussy. -- Winslow Home
Never put off until run time what you can do at compile time.
-- David Gries, in Compiler Construction for Digital Computers, circa 1969....
Never put off until tomorrow that which you can do today. -- Benjamin Frankli
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