Never play peek-a-boo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to
the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always
gonna be me!"
-- Rita Rudner
the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always
gonna be me!"
-- Rita Rudner
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Rita... - Reminds me of some game I used to
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-- McCoy,
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