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Never refer to any part of his body below his waist as "cute" or "little
never expect him to do anything about birth control...
Never refuse a good offer - they don't come around that often!
Never refuse wine. It is an odd but universally held opinion that anyone who doesn't drink must be an alcoholic.
-- P. J. O'Rourke...
Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law. -- Japanese Proverb
Never remove an anomaly simply because it is an anomaly. -- Macaulay
Never rent a car to a racecar driver...!
Never replicate a successful experiment. -- Fett's Law of the Lab
Never retreat. Never explain. Get it done and let them howl. -- Benjamin Jowe
Never reveal your best argument.
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