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Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. There might be a law against it by that time.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely.
Never question authority. It doesn't know either.
Never question your wife's judgement; look at whom she married.
Never quote a plagiarist or a compulsive liar. -- William Lemo
Never quote a well-hated person. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
Never raise hands to children! It leave groin exposed. -- Confucius Say
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. -- Red Butto
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