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Never pass a bathroom and you'll always be glad you didn't.
Never pass a snow plow on the right.
Never pass the puck to people who are not worthy of it.
Never pay a compliment as if expecting a receipt.
Never perform for other comedians, perform for the audience. -- Danny Thoma
Never pet a dog that's on fire.
Never pet a porcupine. -- Anonymous Kid, Sesame Stree
Never pick your nose with my finger.
Never place friendship above profit. -- Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #21
Never play a thing the same way twice. -- Louis Armstrong
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