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Never shake hands with the operator of a chain saw when he is working.
Never shall I forget the days I spent with you. Continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours.
-- Ludwig van Beethove...
Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #17
Never shave when you're angry. If you are about to shave your face, legs, or other body parts and happen to be angry, it might be a good idea to put down your razor and wait for a few minutes.
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Never shell out into DOS when yr drunk. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
Never shirk from doing anything which your business calls you to do.
The man who is above his business may one day find his business above him. -- Drew...
Never shove your granny while she's shaving.
Never shower with a man called SUE!
Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", "kind of", or "and stuff".
Never simply say, "Sorry, we don't have what you are looking for.
Always say, "Too bad, I just sold the last one yesterday." -- Robert Skole...

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