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Never Pay A Compliment As If Expecting A Receipt.
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Never pay a compliment as if expecting a receipt.
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Never pay a compliment as if expecting a receipt.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt. -- Kin Hubbard
When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.
-- Helen Rowland...
Never try to guess your wife's size. Just buy her anything marked `petite' and hold on to the receipt.
You'll never get to heaven if you pay a lawyer.
CC: Compliment Core
CP: Compliment Programme
Tagline theft is a compliment.
Your cancelled check is your receipt.
