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• You always pass failure on your way to success. -- Mickey Rooney
• Aren't you glad you asked?
• If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it.
• Aren't you Glad you found NetUsers? :-)
• You must wake and call me early, call me early, mother dea
  To-morrow 'll be the happiest time of all the glad New Year,-- Of all the glad New Year, mother, the maddest, merriest day...
• Be careful who you step on on the way up; you never know who you'll pass on the way down.
• Bathroom scale: Something you stand on and swear at.
• Reality happens when you don't make it to the bathroom.
• It is always best not to tell people of your troubles.
  Half of them are not interested and the other half are glad you're getting what's coming to you....