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Never name your kid 'Void'; he'll never be able to get his checks cashed.
Never needlessly disturb a thing at rest. [Quieta non movere] -- John Randolph
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
-- Sam Brown, "The Washington Post", January 26, 1977...
Never open a book before 4 p.m. Sunday. -- Rule of Weekend Studying
Never open a can of worms unless you plan to go fishing. -- Kaiser's Comment on Zymurgy
Never open the door to a lesser evil, for other and greater ones invariably slink in after it.
-- Baltasar Gracia...
Never open your own restaurant. -- Pierre Franey
Never order anything that isn't fried from a waitress named Mabel
ever take the last donut in the display case. -- Flip Spiceland...
Never park your hard disk in a tow-away zone!
Never part without loving words to think of during your absence.
It may be that you will not meet again in life. -- John Paul Richte...

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