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Never get involved in a land war in Asia. -- The First Law of Wa
Never get involved with someone who wants to change you. -- Quentin Crisp
Never get married in the morning--you never know who you might meet that night. -- Paul Hornung
Never get married while you're going to college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
-- Kin Hubbard...
Never get out of bed before noon. -- Charles Bukowski
Never get separated from your luggage. -- Rule of Life #1
Never get too serious in life, because after serious, the next step is being dull, and after that it is a short step to boring.
Never give advice... A wise man won't need it A fool won't heed it.
Never give advice in a crowd. -- Arab Proverb
Never give advice--it will just backfire on you. -- Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello)

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